Mike Huckabee on Natalie Portman Slam: Read My Book!

Yes, Mike Huckabee said he was "troubled" by Natalie Portman's pregnancy this week. And, yes, he accused the Oscar winner of boasting about her unmarried, expecting state; and, yes, he said the actress is setting a "distorted image" for girls across the country. But the likely 2012 Presidential nominee has an explanation for these seemingly random, misguided allegations: it's the fault of the damn mainstream media! How dare Natalie Portman glamorize pregnancy by... being pregnant! "These people should read my book and they would know what I said instead of what some left-wing partisans are attempting to put forth," the politician said in a statement.  "I do appreciate the attention to the book as it is sparking interest in it dramatically." Hey, any way we can help, you hypocritical, pandering, judgmental jackass.Rachel Zoe Jim Carrey Aaron Karo